2nd opinion-
diagnosis – Not too serious. Being female, Janine must be sedimentary in nature, having been laid down in successive layers (of what?-ed). She appears to have a fossilised foot of a dinosaur embedded in her body – bit like a war wound – live with it or cut it out – either way she’ll be bouncing round again in no time, too early to get written out of the script.
Both Keith D and r are almost right in their diagnoses. Janine is suffering from a broken dinosaur’s dorsamus. It is not serious in rocks. She’ll be fine physically. Not sure about her mental state though.
14 comments in “Day 83”
October 25th, 2010 at 9:11 am
You know – you couldn’t make it up! LOLOLOL – sorry didn’t mean to laugh – it is very sad.
October 25th, 2010 at 9:15 am
‘Our fada’..
October 25th, 2010 at 9:52 am
“reviewed the x-ray” … not an unfamiliar tale. I smell compensation – fetch the lawyers
October 25th, 2010 at 10:14 am
Yea, it’s obvious she’s broken her…uh…upper lower dorsamus.
October 25th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
2nd opinion-
diagnosis – Not too serious. Being female, Janine must be sedimentary in nature, having been laid down in successive layers (of what?-ed). She appears to have a fossilised foot of a dinosaur embedded in her body – bit like a war wound – live with it or cut it out – either way she’ll be bouncing round again in no time, too early to get written out of the script.
October 25th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
I know someone who got laid successively. And successfully!
October 25th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Are you sure she’s not pregnant? It looks like she’s carrying a baby bit of gravel.
October 25th, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Very good point Jade. Maybe this doc should seek the opinion of Pat Macgroin, the gynaecologist who delivered baby Javier.
October 25th, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Both Keith D and r are almost right in their diagnoses. Janine is suffering from a broken dinosaur’s dorsamus. It is not serious in rocks. She’ll be fine physically. Not sure about her mental state though.
October 25th, 2010 at 6:52 pm
I do hope that Jade is not right. If Janine is pregnant, she shouldn’t be having an X-ray.
October 25th, 2010 at 9:43 pm
You must be a medic Jacqueline
October 25th, 2010 at 11:40 pm
No, I’m not a medic Jo, but I often drink with them, so that’s the same as going to medical school, isn’t it?
October 26th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Indeed!
October 26th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
It’s the same
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