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Day 82 – And so Krystal begins life as a jailbird. And it seems a few of the other inmates have taken a liking to her. Hope these onions don’t make her cry!
Oh look – the one on the right has a tattoo of his mum – good boy – chicken soup anyone?
They look a little Spanish to me, must be some garlic lurking somewhere.
I rather suspect those ‘boy’ onions are actually girls. I don’t think they do mixed prisons in the UK.
I know those onions – taken from the X-factor set. They are used in the VT…. you know when the contestant talks about his life – cue peeled onions – cue sob story – abandoned aged 3, down the mines aged 4 etc.
Stuck in a mine aged 5…
Stuck in a mine for 69 days, aged 63…..
Looks like that’s shallot Krystal. I know I used that pun in series one, but ‘er indoors says it’s good to recycle.
I think this is my new fav website.
That picture is French onion soup in the making, my friend.
Krystal will be in her element. She’s already made an inappropriate advance to Cheryl Coal. She’ll love the attention of the three onion girls.
those onions are upside down – not a safe way to be in prison
Our Krystal was sentenced to jail,
It made her feel really quite frail,
But along came three veg,
All hard, with an edge,
And frightened, she started to wail!
are those onions trying to eat their way out ?(do they have The Great Escape in the prision video library?) but what do they do with the soil? Kryatal still loks like she’s a Great White that’s been swimming up a chimney – get a teeth job done on the NPS while in the nick
Were those onions sentenced by Judge Pickles?
Joke du la jour – What’s the difference between an onion and the bagpipes?
…..no-one cries when you cut up the bagpipes?
It must be something to do with wind! Onions give you wind and sound, and you give bagpipes wind and they give you sound. Or something. Tommy Cooper I am not!
what’s the similarity – they both make you weep
well….. bagpipes are caressed by men in skirts…….. & onions aren’t, but I’ve led a sheltered life
I know the definition of a gentleman. Someone who can play the bagpipes……….but doesn’t.
lets get back on track – Krystal sorely needs a gentlemen in her time of need – what will tomorrow hold?
Hey R – whilst your enthusiasm for the next episode is very pleasing, new episodes debut at 9am on weekdays, so you’ll have to wait until Monday!
I’m gazing into my Krystal Ball…..and it doesn’t look good….
Iain – what happened to 24/7? – but you can tell I’m under-employed. I will be spending all weekend worrying about the injustice of upside down onions – but I did like the hairstyles – rastas??
R – I’ll tell you what, I’ll see if I can set up a Big Brother-style 24hr spin-off show. Though I’d worry it’ll just be sleeping and swearing…
ok – last shot – I know that onion on the right – The Crazy Krays were always trying to get her to share a frying pan with ‘Tripy’ White, their hatchet man, but they both did a bunk – they went upmarket and ended up in a skillet
…. and call it Big Rock’s Little Chip off the old Block?
The BBC and ITV have a soap free zone all weekend. I think RSO should follow suit. Don’t lower yourself to that Channel 4 standard.
Iain – last last shot – have you sold the film rights yet – can I audition Helena B-C? – You’ve lost the chance to get Rock Hudson, but you might be able to get Rock Salmon.
…Or indeed campy-wrestler-turned-serious-actor “The Rock”…
So, Jimmy, what’s the answer to the joke? You can’t leave us in suspense all weekend.
Jade, the correct answer was the first one. Post 17 from Jacqueline
Well done, Jacqueline!
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