Day 82 – And so Krystal begins life as a jailbird. And it seems a few of the other inmates have taken a liking to her. Hope these onions don’t make her cry!
I know those onions – taken from the X-factor set. They are used in the VT…. you know when the contestant talks about his life – cue peeled onions – cue sob story – abandoned aged 3, down the mines aged 4 etc.
Our Krystal was sentenced to jail,
It made her feel really quite frail,
But along came three veg,
All hard, with an edge,
And frightened, she started to wail!
are those onions trying to eat their way out ?(do they have The Great Escape in the prision video library?) but what do they do with the soil? Kryatal still loks like she’s a Great White that’s been swimming up a chimney – get a teeth job done on the NPS while in the nick
It must be something to do with wind! Onions give you wind and sound, and you give bagpipes wind and they give you sound. Or something. Tommy Cooper I am not!
Iain – what happened to 24/7? – but you can tell I’m under-employed. I will be spending all weekend worrying about the injustice of upside down onions – but I did like the hairstyles – rastas??
ok – last shot – I know that onion on the right – The Crazy Krays were always trying to get her to share a frying pan with ‘Tripy’ White, their hatchet man, but they both did a bunk – they went upmarket and ended up in a skillet
Iain – last last shot – have you sold the film rights yet – can I audition Helena B-C? – You’ve lost the chance to get Rock Hudson, but you might be able to get Rock Salmon.
34 comments in “Day 82”
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:40 am
Oh look – the one on the right has a tattoo of his mum – good boy – chicken soup anyone?
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:01 am
They look a little Spanish to me, must be some garlic lurking somewhere.
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:03 am
I rather suspect those ‘boy’ onions are actually girls. I don’t think they do mixed prisons in the UK.
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:18 am
I know those onions – taken from the X-factor set. They are used in the VT…. you know when the contestant talks about his life – cue peeled onions – cue sob story – abandoned aged 3, down the mines aged 4 etc.
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:23 am
Stuck in a mine aged 5…
October 22nd, 2010 at 11:22 am
Stuck in a mine for 69 days, aged 63…..
October 22nd, 2010 at 11:26 am
Looks like that’s shallot Krystal. I know I used that pun in series one, but ‘er indoors says it’s good to recycle.
October 22nd, 2010 at 1:07 pm
I think this is my new fav website.
October 22nd, 2010 at 1:12 pm
That picture is French onion soup in the making, my friend.
October 22nd, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Krystal will be in her element. She’s already made an inappropriate advance to Cheryl Coal. She’ll love the attention of the three onion girls.
October 22nd, 2010 at 3:39 pm
those onions are upside down – not a safe way to be in prison
October 22nd, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Bottoms up!
October 22nd, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Our Krystal was sentenced to jail,
It made her feel really quite frail,
But along came three veg,
All hard, with an edge,
And frightened, she started to wail!
October 22nd, 2010 at 4:05 pm
are those onions trying to eat their way out ?(do they have The Great Escape in the prision video library?) but what do they do with the soil? Kryatal still loks like she’s a Great White that’s been swimming up a chimney – get a teeth job done on the NPS while in the nick
October 22nd, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Were those onions sentenced by Judge Pickles?
October 22nd, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Joke du la jour – What’s the difference between an onion and the bagpipes?
October 22nd, 2010 at 4:35 pm
…..no-one cries when you cut up the bagpipes?
October 22nd, 2010 at 4:35 pm
It must be something to do with wind! Onions give you wind and sound, and you give bagpipes wind and they give you sound. Or something. Tommy Cooper I am not!
October 22nd, 2010 at 4:36 pm
what’s the similarity – they both make you weep
October 22nd, 2010 at 4:39 pm
well….. bagpipes are caressed by men in skirts…….. & onions aren’t, but I’ve led a sheltered life
October 22nd, 2010 at 4:40 pm
I know the definition of a gentleman. Someone who can play the bagpipes……….but doesn’t.
October 22nd, 2010 at 5:01 pm
lets get back on track – Krystal sorely needs a gentlemen in her time of need – what will tomorrow hold?
October 22nd, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Hey R – whilst your enthusiasm for the next episode is very pleasing, new episodes debut at 9am on weekdays, so you’ll have to wait until Monday!
October 22nd, 2010 at 5:07 pm
I’m gazing into my Krystal Ball…..and it doesn’t look good….
October 22nd, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Iain – what happened to 24/7? – but you can tell I’m under-employed. I will be spending all weekend worrying about the injustice of upside down onions – but I did like the hairstyles – rastas??
October 22nd, 2010 at 5:16 pm
R – I’ll tell you what, I’ll see if I can set up a Big Brother-style 24hr spin-off show. Though I’d worry it’ll just be sleeping and swearing…
October 22nd, 2010 at 5:24 pm
ok – last shot – I know that onion on the right – The Crazy Krays were always trying to get her to share a frying pan with ‘Tripy’ White, their hatchet man, but they both did a bunk – they went upmarket and ended up in a skillet
October 22nd, 2010 at 5:24 pm
…. and call it Big Rock’s Little Chip off the old Block?
October 22nd, 2010 at 5:26 pm
The BBC and ITV have a soap free zone all weekend. I think RSO should follow suit. Don’t lower yourself to that Channel 4 standard.
October 22nd, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Iain – last last shot – have you sold the film rights yet – can I audition Helena B-C? – You’ve lost the chance to get Rock Hudson, but you might be able to get Rock Salmon.
October 22nd, 2010 at 5:31 pm
…Or indeed campy-wrestler-turned-serious-actor “The Rock”…
October 22nd, 2010 at 6:17 pm
So, Jimmy, what’s the answer to the joke? You can’t leave us in suspense all weekend.
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:17 pm
Jade, the correct answer was the first one. Post 17 from Jacqueline
October 23rd, 2010 at 9:30 am
Well done, Jacqueline!
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